Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Queer Eye For Jessica Simpson?

Hide your eyes if you have a weak stomach. The big-chested chipmunk strikes again and this time at last night's Costume Institute Gala in NYC. The Gala honored the works of Poiret: The King of Fashion. Whoever Poiret is I don't think he had this in mind.

It's NYC, not Reno sweetheart! She's just a mess from head to toe. The look on John Mayer's face says it all. Those jugs are all sorts of wonk, the botox adorned lips look like they've been gnawed at by a rat and the hair is just......Ken Paves needs to be stripped of his cosmotology license!

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