Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Tent City For Our Girl Paris?



This could be our girl Paris Hilton's new home for 45 days!

I'm going to go ahead and say you probably shouldn't count on this happening. But there's some talk from legitimate sources that jail overcrowding could result in Paris Hilton spending part of her 45 day sentence in tent city.

What's Tent City, you ask? It's an old-fashioned chain-gang-style prison in the Arizona desert. And it's run by one of the biggest hard-asses in law enforcement, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

The inmates do live in actual tents, and break their backs in 100-degree heat. They wear old-school prison stripes and pink underwear. . . which obviously won't be a problem for Parasite.

They're also not allowed simple amenities like coffee, cigarettes or even porn.

As for meals. . . well, Sheriff Arpaio once said that his guard dogs eat $1.10 in food every day, while the inmates eat 90 cents. . . and he's, quote, "very proud of that."

Like I said, I think you can pretty much write off this from ever happening. . . but Arpaio says he has approached Los Angeles County officials about housing Paris for a while to solve their overcrowding problem. . . and he claims they're considering the offer.

Good for him! Paris needs to do some hard time!

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