Poor Paula Abdul

An audio tape of Paula Abdul during a conference call with a group of publicists has surfaced. During the tape Paula lays it on thick getting all emotional.

Paula says on the tape, "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. I've been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time!"

"I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on 'American Idol.' Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I'm being told by Howard Bragman that I'm too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

"I'm being tested. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I've never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it. Howard Bragman (her former publicist) on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . .

"I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

Cue the violins! Paula also wines about her medical problems including a disease called Addisons disease. I Wikied and it seems to be some kind of hormonal imbalance. Makes perfect sense!

Oh, Paula, save it for your future reality show! Moments like this should be captured on videotape and seen by millions!!!