Ten Clues He'll Suck In Bed

10 Clues He'll Suck In Bed per Cosmopolitan:

1. He cockily promises you the best 10 minutes of your life.

2. While you're cuddling on the couch, he wonders aloud if you ever
get sad that guys can have orgasms and girls can't.

3. He asks you to wake him up when it's over.

4. Trying to wow you with his lingual dexterity, he does tha trick
where he ties a cocktail straw into a knot using only his tongue...a feat ending in his self-administering the Heimlich.

5. Before you get naked, he stops and spouts a bunch of ground rules, like "anything goes but no mouth kissing."

6. Tragically, he lost most of the feeling in his fingers years ago when he tried to pick a burning hamburger off the grill.

7. Right as you're heading into the bedroom, he asks if maybe he could "practice" first by himself.

8. While blanketing you with kisses as he descends your body, he says to tell him when he's getting warmer.

9. You spot a How to have Sex book on his night table and see that he's flagged the page about "Your First Time."

10. The guy has a photograph of his mother next to his bed. And he talks to it frequently.