Beyonce & Shakira "Beautiful Liar" Video

Jail For Paris?

After being pulled over on February 27th for driving without her headlights illuminated, L.A. County Sheriff Deputies found Paris Hilton might be in violation of her probation (she was placed on 36-month probation after being charged with DUI, and pleading guilty to the lesser charge of alcohol-related wreckless driving)…

On Thursday, the Simple Life star was determined guilty of the probation violation, and now faces up to 90 days in the slammer. Paris was driving with a suspended license following the DUI and wreckless driving incident, and she claimed not to have known that her license was suspended, but Nick Valesquez - a spokesman for the City Attorney’s Office – challenges that story:

"We have sufficient evidence to prove that Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive."

A hearing is scheduled for April 17th.

Poor, spoiled, rich girl! NOT!!!

Britney And Kevin Settle Up

Sporting a huge, million-dollar grin, a freshly rehabbed Britney Spears celebrated the end of her divorce battle with Kevin Federline -- with a triumphant return to the Hollywood scene.

Brit, who hasn't been seen near a drink since first entering rehab in late February, partied it up at swanky Bridge Restaurant and Lounge. She stayed just 30 minutes and made a quick exit.

As sources first reported, Britney reached a settlement with K-Fed earlier in the day. The divorce will soon become final.

Congrats Brit and Kev!

Memories Like The Corner Of My Mind

My old apartment in FloridaI used to go running on this beach every morning
Kris and I would ride our bikes on Sunday, stopping for a leisurely breakfast
Kris, my ex from back home in Florida called me today, and said, "I found some old photos of our apt on the beach."

I miss that apartment! Some of the best memories of my life there! We used to lay in bed at night, listening to the waves lap the beach, as the ocean breeze waifed through the window.

We'd sometimes jump up and go for a midnight dip in the Atlantic Ocean, sans our swimsuits.

Oh, the memories! Good times!!!

Thanks Kristopher, now i'm homesick!!!

Fergie A Psycho?

Fergie talks about her role in the new movie "Grindhouse" in the latest issue of Maxim. My personal favorite quote in the article is "I tend to be attracted to dark demented things. I love blood, guns, and knives"

Psycho!

Starving For Sanjaya

A woman on MySpace feels so strongly that Sanjaya Malakar does not belong on "American Idol" - that she is starving herself until he is voted off the show!

Identifying herself only as "J," she is now four days into a hunger strike, saying, "I have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on 'American Idol.'" Preach it, sister!

After Tuesday night's episode, "J" wrote, "Sanjaya did come out of his shell a bit tonight like the judges said. However, his voice was horrific. He screamed through the entire song and jumped around like a manic person. Nice kid, nice kid, but not for 'American Idol.'"

"J" says she is definitely hungry now, but is drinking a lot of fluids. She also says she is "having slight hallucinations." It's almost like watching him without fasting.

Anna Nicole Smith Doll

Check out the new "Anna Nicole inspired" doll for sale on ebay.

People will do anything to make a buck!

Christina Aguilera A Bag Lady?

Wow, Christina Aguilera looks like a glam bag lady!

Doesn't she?

The Black Eyed Peas Love To Party!

So, a few short weeks ago, Fergie was "too drunk" to fly and was denied boarding a flight by the airline. And now, Black Eyed Peas bandmate Taboo gets busted for DUI. That's quite a mug shot. According to police, our boy Taboo crashed his car while drunk and on a bunch of prescription meds he didn't have prescriptions for.

Nice!

American Idol Love

Chris Richardson MY IDOL PICK is apparently dating fellow contestant Alaina Alexander, who was voited off a few weeks ago. She even has a picture of the two of them up on her myspace AND sat with Chris's family during last night's show.

Ah, young love...

P.S. GO AWAY SANJAYA!!!

Are You Kidding Me?

What was this kid thinking?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR HIM!!! I implore you!!! I'm so over this marginally talented gay boy!!!!

Britney's Bodyguard Whips It Out!

This is the pic that pissed off Britney's bodguard!

Our girl Brit's bodyguard pulled a pistol on the paparazzi as Brit was praying. Yikes!

Diddy? WTF Happened To You?

Diddy, dude GIVE UP THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS!!! Are trying to look like Heavy D?

Jake Gyllenhaal Light On His Feet, Literally!

For those of us who "know" our boy Jake is "light on his feet" this proves it!

Sorry Jake, I couldn't resist!

Washington Barbie

"Washington Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Inner City Barbie

"Inner City Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a pocket knife, a truck with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills)...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

South Side Barbie

"South Side Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Dunlap Barbie

"Dunlap Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Shoppes At Grand Prairie!
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags,
a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

Creve Coeur Barbie

"Creve Coeur Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Pekin Barbie’s house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top.

Classy gal, that Creve Coeur Barbie!

Pekin Barbie

"Pekin Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Britney Out Of Rehab And Out And About

Britney Spears made one of her first public outings since finishing rehab. She joined a group of friends at Shu-Sushi in Hollywood last night.

She's wearing a wig attached to a hat again which makes me sad. I wanted to see her microphone head! You know she totally drank several martinis.

Nice Nails Fergie

Nice Do Usher, NOT!

What the hell were you thinking Usher?

See Beyonce Wearing No Make Up Here

Apparently Beyonce goes out to clubs wearing no makeup?! WTF? I, for one, am shocked. Here is Beyonce at her man's club 40/40 in NYC.

Watch Christina Aguilera's Candyman Video Here

Another American Idol Scandal

American Idol producers have been caught up in another sex scandal less than a week after parting company with pop wannabe-turned-internet pin-up Antonella Barba.

Barba, who made headlines when racy photos appeared in cyberspace, was voted off the show last Thursday, but now "Idol" bosses are bracing themselves for a new scandal.

Magdaleno Olmos, a former accountant for Fremantle, the company which produces American Idol, has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles, accusing former finalist Mario Vazquez of attempting to pleasure himself in front of him. Olmos claims the singer "sexually harassed" him after following him to a bathroom.

In the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ.com, "Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom... knocked on the door of the plaintiff's stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door."

In addition to suing Vazquez, Olmos has named FOX Entertainment and Fremantle Media as defendants in his lawsuit for wrongful termination.

Vazquez dropped out of season four of American Idol in 2005 citing "personal reasons" for his withdrawal from the competition.

Drama! Drama! Drama!

The Life Of An Unemployed Actor

With the cancellation of their FOX series, Adam Brody and Benjamin McKenzie have traded their "OC" days for romantic Malibu nights.

Not with each other, you perv!

The unemployed actors enjoyed the extra hour of daylight by hanging with friends and sipping beers on the beach as the sunset on Monday. Totaly awesome!

With all their newfound free time, at least Adam and Ben can work on their tans!

Aight, i'm so ready for a trip home to Florida!!!

Paris What Have You Done?

Notice anything different about our girl Paris?

Love The New Look Linds, NOT!

What's up with the lips?

Now, That's True Love!

So, it seems Larry Birkhead - alleged Anna Nicole Smith's babys daddy recently revealed that he will always have a part of Anna Nicole with him, literally!

Yes, you're eyes don't deceive you, that's his Anna Nicole tattoo. Now, that's true love people, true love.

Hollywood Has Gone To The Dogs!

What HUGE hollywood movie star owns this pampered pooch?

Listen to the show today, and find out!

Another Day In Cubicle Paradise

Stuck in a Monday funk? This won't help! As you gaze out your window, dreaming of a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell, allow me to add to your misery, as you daydream you're going home to Brad and the baby tonight.

Sorry! I couldn't resist!

Chris Brown Exposed, Literally!

It looks like the extremely successful Teen Idol, Chris Brown is exposed for all the world to see, literally! If you haven’t heard, Chris Brown’s Sidekick has reportedly been hacked and the results are some very revealing images of him, and his “third leg”. While the pictures havent been authenticated yet. Anyone with with eyeballs can see that it's more then likely him.

I've seen the pictures, and they're graphic, very graphic!

Since I won’t be posting the pictures, I will post a link where you can find them. I have to warn you again, they're VERY graphic.

Kelis Arrested

Back in my homestate of Florida, South Beach police were working an undercover operation, when cops say Kelis started screaming racial slurs at the women. She continued screaming and rushed toward them, and had to be restrained by friends, a police report said. According to the report, Kelis' "actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop. Kelis, the wife of rapper Nas, was charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest.

A rep for Kelis had no comment

Sigh. Kelis, if you're going to get yourself arrested, be a prankster. Steal a milkshake, pardon the pun, or something worthy of an accomplished prankster!

Another Laugh At Britney's Expense

One word: HILARIOUS!!!

Poor Britney!

Watch Timbaland's Video "Give It To Me"

This Celeb Didn't Want Her Picture Taken

Why do celebrities do this?

It's so stupid!!!

You shouldn't cover your face unless you have some deformity or you look like _________________ (insert the name of a person you despise).

So, which hollywood starlet suddenly became camera shy when snapped by the paparazzi this week?

Listen to the show today to find out who she is!

Brad's Love Note To Jen

Jennifer Aniston had a seemingly week long birthday bash. Her pal Courteney Cox was kind enough to throw her a nice party in Beverly Hills and the next weekend reports claimed that she celebrated with Sheryl Crowe. Even her ex love Vince Vaughn made an appearance at the first birthday bash. But it is another gesture from another ex, her former hubby Brad Pitt that has Angelina Jolie livid, according to a report set for this week's Star Magazine.

Brad Pitt's Birthday Card to Jennifer Aniston Upsets Angelina Jolie?

The report claims that Brad sent Jennifer a nice card for her birthday and the tabloid says his timing couldn’t get any worse. Star notes that Angelina is in a very vulnerable state, and is still mourning for her mother who passed away on January 27th from ovarian cancer.

When Brad sent his ex-wife Jen the card for her 38th birthday on February 11, he signed the card "With Love, Brad" he shared the generous gesture with Angelina. And according to Star’s sources, Anglina launced into a tirade. "Angelina is unsteady and none of this went down well." The report details that Brad was well aware of Angelina’s emotional state long before the death of her mother and acted accordingly to prevent any outbreaks.

Maybe Jennifer Aniston was right when she said Brad Pitt was missing "a sensitivity chip!"

Anna Nicole Smith's Funeral

The very very very long awaited funeral for Anna Nicole Smith finally happens today in the Bahamas.

The Bahamian gated community which houses the church where Anna's funeral will take place, is pathetically trying to cash in on the media circus - by charging news crews and paparazzi agencies thousands of dollars to gain access into the exclusive community.

Each news crew wanting access inside the community of Sandy Port must pay $2,000 per camera and $5,000 if they plan on setting up a live feed.

One agency has already forked over $15,000 for special access inside the grounds.

Pathetic! Vultures! Let funeral attendees pay their respects, grieve, and let poor Anna Nicole rest in peace!

Anna Nicole is being buried where she wanted to be (next to her beloved son, Daniel), but things have taken yet another heartbreaking turn...

Daniel’s biological father, Billy Smith has sent a letter to the Chief Magistrate of the Bahamas, Roger Gomez, asking that his son’s body be exhumed and returned to Texas “where his father and family reside…”

Billy Smith, you've been quiet all this time. Why now? I implore you, please leave Daniel next to his mother! Search your heart Billy.

Online STD Dating

You heard me talking about it on the air, so here's the 4-1-1...

Your ex left you with more than a broken heart! He left you with a lovely parting gift...an STD.

No worries, there are plenty of dating sites for people afflicted with STDs.

The four most popular ones are positivesingles.com, stdmatch.net, matchstd.com, and datingwithherpes.com.

These sites work just like any other dating site, although they have a HUGE emphasis on privacy and discretion...since admitting you have an STD is embarrassing.

WTF is Paris Wearing?

Here comes Miss Red, White and Blue! Facing jail time following her recent traffic violation, Paris Hilton dresses for the role of patriotic damsel in distress as she heads to an L.A. lawyer's office on Wednesday.

Um, Paris, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde has already been made!

Britney Leaves Rehab, Again

Britney Spears took a break from rehab last night, for more rehab.

Sporting a wig underneath a brown hat, Britney was reportedly heading to an AA meeting in Santa Monica last night, smiling all the way.

We're told that Britney, who was escorted into the support group by her assistant, returned to Promises treatment center right after the meeting.

Brit, you're in my prayers!

Wolfgang Gives Beyonce A Hepatitus Scare

Beyonce is one of the countless celebrities that may have contracted Hepatitus A thanks to an infected prep cook working for Wolfgang Puck at 14 events over the last two weeks, including the Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition party that Beyonce attended on Valentine’s Day.

The Health Department has advised the A-list stars who may have come into contact with any raw food prepared at those events, you know those hollywood types, they love their sushi, to get an immune globulin shot by Wednesday…

Other stars who were at these events include Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli and the swimsuit supermodels from this year’s SI: Swimsuit Edition.

The weird thing is that even though the guests of the 14 parties – including several Oscar parties – may not even know whether or not their food was prepared by this prep chef, Wolfgang Puck won’t release the party list.

I guess if you attended one of these swarees in L.A. in February, time for a globulin shot, woe is you!!!

Simon Cowell is not known for holding his tongue, and he didn’t disappoint regarding the Antonella Barba porn pic scandal all over the internet

Simon and the judges on American Idol didn’t mention the impending scandal during Wednesday night’s show – where Antonella battled through the Celine Dion tune “Because You Loved Me” – but the Ferrari-drivin’ Blue blood did give his opinion while attending a party at the Playboy Mansion for Ryan Seacrest’s upcoming reality series Paradise City.

"I think it's disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures. It's private property. I really, really have a problem with that – big problem."

Find out whether or not America wants to see more of Antonella on Idol during tonight’s results show on Fox.

Justin's New Venture

Justin Timberlake, the "it" boy of 2007! He sings, he acts, and now he can add restaurant owner to his resume. In fact, he's expanding his eatery empire!

J.T. and business partner Eytan Sugarman, who own Destino on First Avenue and Chi in Hollywood, are expanding their restaurant empire. Next month they'll launch Southern Hospitality on Second Avenue at 76th Street, right across from Brother Jimmy's. The eatery will feature Southern barbecue, a stage for live performances and a jukebox filled with Timberlake's favorite Southern anthems.

Sounds like a low key place to get your grub on.