Paris Ordered Back To Jail!

The judge has ordered Paris Hilton back to jail to pay her debt to society. She should have kept the theatrics to a minimum, because now she must serve her original 45-day sentence. She is, however, receiving credit for the combination of time already served behind bars, as well as in the comfort of her own home.

In true Paris fashion, she made a dramatic scene when the courts ruling was handed down, screaming, "Mom! Mom! Mom!" as she was dragged away in cuffs.

Paris has been under fire since being released for an undisclosed medical condition, and her antics in and out of jail (crying hysterically until she got her way, and then party planning the minute she was back in the comfort of her own home) have done nothing to garner our sympathies.

She and her family act as though she's been given the death penalty, which, in my opinion, gives us mere peasants perspective at just how distorted their perception of reality is. They genuinely seem to believe poor little Paris has been wronged for being expected to pay her debt to society like any other normal inmate. She was placed in isolation at the jail. Officials say the inmates were friendly with her. And she was getting three square meals a day, despite the fact that she was refusing food.

Bottom line, she needs to quit whining and do her time. A little jailhouse boredom never killed anyone.

Judge Blasts Sheriff In Paris Hilton Case

Here's what's going down in court right now. Judge Michael Sauer said, before Paris was released, he was contacted by the Sheriff and told they would file a motion to place Paris under house arrest. The judge said the motion was never filed, and added, "There's no way I would have approved it even if I got the motion."

The prosecutor, Dan Jeffries, who is also pissed at the Sheriff, accused the Sheriff of "assuming all three roles of the criminal justice system," claiming "Sheriff Lee Baca is interpreting the law all by himself."

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynnwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Stay tuned!

Poor Paris - Not!

Our girl Paris lost it when she was handcuffed and hauled off to court in the back seat of a cruiser.

Stay tuned!

Paris Arrested By The Fashion Police Too!

Paris Hilton has arrived to Los Angeles County Superior Court, just under 30 minutes after officers handcuffed her and tossed her into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser. Hilton avoided the media frenzy at the court when Sheriffs used a private, covered entrance to escort her into the courtroom.

With her fate hanging in the balance, Paris Hilton decided to face the judge dressed in drab gray sweats!

While looking like a rice farmer may not win Paris any fashion awards, time will tell if it'll at least get her some sympathy from the judge!

Kathy and Rick Hilton have just entered the building as well.

Stay tuned!

Eye Candy: The Boys Of Summer

Paris Hilton In Transit

Moments after Paris hugged her parents goodbye - she was handcuffed and put in the back of a Sheriff's cruiser. The car was then swarmed by a legion of aggressive paparazzi, who gave chase as far as they could as it pulled away from the house.

What a media circus! More updates on the way!

Justin Slams His Ex Britney?

So, my boy Justin Timberlake was performing overseas, and he sang "Crazy" and "Rehab".

Was this a direct slam at Britney? Checkout the videos, and you be the judge.

Paris To Appear In Court

Paris Hilton must now APPEAR in court, and not via phone like orginally reported this morning.

Helicopters are circling her West Hollywood home as I post this.

Talk about a media circus! Our society is so celebrity obsessed! Paris is going to be even more famous after this!

Grrrrrr

So You Think You Can Dance 3 — Top 20

America, here are your top 20 dancers for So You Think You Can Dance 3:

TOP 10 GUYS

Cedric Gardner, 23
Danny Tidwell, 23
Dominic Sandaval (D’Trix), 21
Hok Konishi (Hokuto), 22
Jesus Solario (Chuy), 23
Jimmy Arguello, 21
Kameron Bink, 20
Neil Haskell, 20
Pasha Kovalev, 27
Ricky Palomino (Richard), 25

TOP 10 GIRLS

Anya Garnis, 25
Ashlee Langas, 19
Faina Savich, 21
Jaimie Goodwin, 19
Jessi Peralta (Jessica), 24
Lacey Schwimmer, 18
Lauren Gottlieb (Misha), 18
Sabra Johnson, 19
Sara Von Gillern, 23
Shauna Noland, 18

Justin Gets Cozy with Cameron — Again!

Justin Timberlake gets cozy again with ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz on the red green carpet, wrapping his arm around her at a photo call for Shrek the Third on Friday in Berlin, Germany.

Our boy Justin was spotted kissing Cameron in public at the at the L.A. premiere of Shrek 3.

Justin, 26, and Cameron, 34, dated for nearly four years and then broke up this past January. Since then, Timberlake has been seen getting his kiss on with Jessica Biel.

Kelly Clarkson “Elle Magazine” July 2007

Who is that and what have they done with Kelly Clarkson?

On never having said “I love you”: “I love my friends and my family. But I have never said the words ‘I love you’ to anyone in a romantic relationship. Ever.”

On the the many unflattering paparazzi photos: “I’m fine with it. I just don’t care. I don’t wear makeup in public. I don’t worry about what I’m wearing. Hell, I wore pajamas to high school.”

On being flat-chested and her fluctuating weight: “I have no boobs. (laughs. I go in and out. (points to her middle, then her hips) Greek.”

On how it sucks to me young and female: “I’ve sold more than 15 million records worldwide, and still nobody listens to what I have to say. Because I’m 25 and a woman.”

On refusing to sing her single “Never Again” on Idol Gives Back: “My label wanted me to sing ‘Never Again.” And I was like, To promote yourself on a charity event is beyond crass. People are starving and dying and I’m up there singing some bitter pop song? And believe me, everyone wanted me to sing it. Because they are jaded and they have no soul. Imagine sitting in a room full of people totally against you. Can’t they hear themselves speaking? Capitalize on AIDS? Are you kidding? Insulting an entire nation of people? I just refused.”

More Akon Drama!

Another development in the Akon-throws-a-kid drama:

The 15 year-old boy Akon threw off stage during a concert last weekened wasn't hurt, but a woman in the crowd says she was.

The woman was at the concert, and says that when Akon launched the boy off stage, he landed on her, which gave her a concussion.

She hasn't sued yet, but she's hired a lawyer.

Akon is still denying any wrong doing.

All involved are IDIOTS!!!

Paris Phones In

Paris Hilton could be heading back to jail, but she will hear her fate over the phone, eventhough a Los Angeles judge ordered her to appear in court Friday.

The socialite will not be showing up at a court hearing in Los Angeles at 9am Pacific Time. She is being allowed to talk to the judge over the phone from her home.

Paris, who was serving a 23-day sentence in Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Center for violating her parole following a 2006 drunk driving arrest, was sent home Thursday for unspecified medical reasons.

As a result of her controversial early release the hotel heiress' sentence had been returned to a 45-day sentence - which is being served at her home under the supervision of the Los Angeles Probation Office.

However, Judge Michael Sauer, who sentenced her to jail last month, will hear her case Friday.

The office of the Los Angeles City Attorney filed a petition Thursday demanding Los Angeles Superior Court show why Sheriff Lee Baca should not be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton.

Chief of the Los Angeles City Attorney's Criminal Branch, Jeffrey Isaacs, says, "The decision whether or not Ms. Hilton should be released early and placed on electronic monitoring should be made by Judge Sauer, and not the Sheriff's Department."

Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca has defended his decision to let Paris Hilton out of jail - and insisted she was given no preferential treatment.

The sheriff insists the decision was made because of medical reasons only. He has also commented on his critics, accusing them of wishing to punish Hilton because of her celebrity.

Baca tells the L.A. Times, "The problem here is that there is a medical issue and it isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse. In my opinion, justice is being served by the decision to have her serve her time at home. She would still be in the county jail if it were not for the medical advice."

"My message to those who don't like celebrities is that punishing celebrities more than the average American is not justice."

Seriously? She without a doubt, should go back to jail, no questions asked!

Next to O.J., this is the BIGGEST mockery of justice!

Enrique's Gay Moment

This is what I call knowing your audience and playing to it...

My fav dark eyed latin boy Enrique Iglesias played London's G.A.Y. nightclub on Saturday night, and brought a gay man up onstage and serenaded him with "Hero".



I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous of that dude!!!

Sexy Summer Shoe-Ins

Women's footwear this summer is all about variety, yet it's also a story of extremes.

On the low end of the spectrum is the unassuming charm of the ballet flat, counterbalanced on the high end by the sartorial aggressiveness of the towering wedge.

Both looks, whether simple or embellished, appeal to a wide range of women for their comfort and versatility.

Wedges began to cycle back as a popular trend several years ago and have demonstrated staying power. In fact, five new shoes arrived last week at Ten Toes in Shadyside, Pa. -- all wedges, said owner Ron Friedman.

"We're doing mostly wedges, wedges and wedges, all heights in wedges," he said.

The style may be popular because it provides two things most women want in footwear: height and comfort.

"The wedge offers more support than a traditional heel," added Heather Hannan, a public relations manager for Macy's. "On most shoes, the heel sits under only the heel of the foot, but a wedge heel runs under the foot, from the back of the shoe to the middle or front. This gives it the wedge shape."

Wedges can be dressed up or dressed down, which is part of their charm.

"A cork, raffia or rope wedge looks best with something a little bit more casual, like a sundress," said Hannan. "But a patent leather wedge can be worn with a little black dress for an updated evening look."

If you're wearing a lighter top, choose heavier, chunkier wedges, Hannan advises.

"This keeps your total outfit balanced," she said.

The ballet flat has the opposite visual effect of wedges, minimizing rather than maximizing the wearer's height.

Their appeal, Hanna says, is "a no-brainer."

"They are comfortable," she said. "They can be worn with anything from cotton shorts to summer suits. And they look real cute with skinny jeans and a tank top. They are ultra-feminine and always stylish."

Ballet flats also look good with short skirts and long shorts, said Carol Jackson, manager of Footloose in Shadyside.

"Everybody's gone back into that kind of Audrey Hepburn very classic, very sexy look with the ballet flats," she said. "It's a fashion silhouette that's comfortable. It's easily understood. Everybody can get into it from 16 to 60."

Karn Knutson, a shoe lover and former advertising executive in San Francisco, waxed tongue-in-cheek about what ballet flats say about any wearer who is more than 10 years old or who was never serious about becoming a ballerina.

"They say, 'Oh, please pay attention to me,'" she wrote in her book "Shoe-ology," released last year. "'I just found a new wrinkle and desperately need to hear I'm a pretty, pretty princess. And I know you're not laughing at me. You're simply envious of my cuteness."

Paris Hilton Out Of Jail

A medical condition has prompted Paris Hilton's early release from a Los Angeles jail.

L.A. County Sheriff's Department spokesperson Steve Whitmore says that Paris is being reassigned and will serve 40 days under house arrest.

She was released Thursday morning after serving three days of a 23-day jail sentence.

The socialite will be confined to her home and she will be monitored electronically with an ankle bracelet.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress and star of reality television show The Simple Life was originally sentenced to 45 days for violating probation, but that was cut to 23 days.

Hilton, a symbol of privilege and celebrity culture, was arrested for drunk driving in September. In January she pleaded no contest -- the equivalent of a guilty plea - to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving. She was sentenced to three years' probation and had her license suspended.

But she was caught driving on a suspended license in February when police stopped her for speeding and with her headlights off at night. A traffic court judge ruled on May 4 that Hilton's latest offense constituted a probation violation.

Apparently, certain wealthy, powerful, famous individuals are above the law.

My New Obsession

Being from Florida, we Floridians love our dark eyed latins, and Enrique is muy caluroso!!!

Lindsay & Mischa: The Early Years

How time changes things!

Jake's Big Sis Bares It All, Again!

Wtf? I'm all for breast feeding, but do it in PRIVATE!

Capice Maggie?

Rihanna's New Do

Rihanna attends the CD signing for her new album Good Girl Gone Bad on Tuesday at the Hard Rock Cafe at Universal City Walk in North Hollywood, Calif. Appropriately enough, her left-hand ring read “BADGAL”.

The sexy “Umbrella” singer dropped her album in stores yesterday and is on the fast track to reach No. 1 on the Billboard charts.

Rihanna, 19, recently opened up to Complex about Hollywood: “I’m just not the type to get sucked into bull****. Everyone has control of what they do as an individual. I’m very sure about who I am as a person and what I am here to do. I’m here in L.A., but I’m still not ‘here in L.A.’ I come from a very different place, and it gives me an advantage.”

And she also shared her future acting aspirations: “I’ve read a few scripts. I haven’t gone for anything yet, but I’d really want to do an action movie. Like an Aeon Flux or Matrix or Underworld. I love those movies.”

Love her!

Jennifer Aniston Has A New Man!

Jennifer Aniston’s new mystery man has been revealed per People — PAUL SCULFOR.

Sculfor comes in the form of a 36-year-old, 6 feet-tall British model. Jen’s new hottie with a body is a former boxer and construction worker and has modeled in high-end designer ads for Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier. You can also check out Sculfor’s Levi’s commercial here.

The canoodling pair were last spotted holding hands during a romantic dinner over Memorial Day weekend at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel. Sculfor gently rubbed Aniston’s back as they waited for a table, reports People.

“He’s a lovely guy,” says his friend and former gal pal London socialite Lady Victoria Hervey. “A gentleman. Simple things, like opening doors, he does all that. He’ll think of the woman before himself.”

And see if you measure up to Jen’s new man — check out Sculfor’s stats below!

Height: 6′0″
Chest: 40″
Waist: 33″
Inseam: 32″
Shoe size: 10.5
Suit: 40R/40R
Collar: 15.5″
Hair: light brown
Eyes: dark brown

Very nice!

Britney Saves The Day!

Britney Spears saved an elderly couple from a jellyfish-infested beach during her Mexico vacation.

The 25-year-old singer, who was satying at Punta Mita’s Four Season hotel over the weekend, warned two older guests to be careful of jellyfish.

She reportedly told the older couple: “Be careful, there are lots of Man o’ War jellyfish washing up on shore, you don’t want to get stung.”

Go Britney!

Being from Florida, I can tell you, the much feared Man o' War is NOTHING to mess with!

Painful! Very painful!!!

Justin Timberlake's New Record Label's First Artist

Allow me to introduce 18-year-old Esmee Denters, the very first artist to be signed to Justin Timberlake’s fledgling record label, Tenneman Records. Denters started her career by simply posting to YouTube videos of herself singing pop covers, making her the newest success story in an entertainment industry that is gradually learning that not all talent needs to be discovered through nepotism or stale game shows. It’s the democratization of media due to technology. You’re welcome.

Paris Has Game!

So, last night my good friend and fellow radio dj, Ashlee turned me on to this game. We played all night long, while we chatted on the cell.

Play the game below and enjoy, at Paris's expense of course!

Smokin' Hot Eye Candy...

Big surprise! Smokin' hot Chris Evans loses his shirt as The Human Torch in the much-anticipated sequel to Fantastic Four.

Here's a preview of Evans‘ flaming hot shirtless scenes…

Who's Tempting Your Boy?!

No matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling: financial stresses that send your harmony off-key. Divergent interests and priorities that make together-time hard to schedule. But perhaps the most potent threat comes in the form of the enemy invader - the man or woman who has the power to lure your partner into the tempting and dangerous world of infidelity. And even if your partner is a man or woman of unyielding loyalty, your own jealousy-justified or not-can create a relationship hazard. So, is your jealousy justified? Let's take a look at the prime suspects, and see if we can't figure out what they've been up to.


The Co-Worker

In most work settings, your partner has maybe hundreds, probably dozens, or at least a few opportunities to develop good relationships with people who could be potential lovers. In most cases, those relationships are more innocent than baby lambs. Still, the average office has high potential for trouble, because it's where your partner will meet people who think alike, who battle crises side-by-side, who work in close quarters, and who have the opportunity to really get to know (and admire) each other. While it's crazy to obsess over every person your partner works with, chances are that if you have a gut feeling about a lurking somebody, there may be something to it.

Potential Threat Level: 4 stars (out of a possible 5)

The Drunk Stranger

It's the scenario we all fear. Our partner goes out, hangs with friends, flirts with fellow drunks, makes a bad decision, and wakes up with their underwear hanging from some stranger's chandelier. While the scenario lends itself easily to our imaginations, the truth is that the drunk-stranger scenario isn't as much of a threat as we make it out to be. Why? Even drunk, most of us can be savvy enough to know that the momentary adrenaline that may come from said hookup isn't worth the long-term damage that comes later. The exception: If your partner shows a propensity to make bad, dangerous decisions when drinking. In which case, they have to change, or go.

Potential Threat Level: 1 star

The Ex

Tough one. Some of us want nothing more to do with our exes once we break up. And some of us keep have our exes as our desktop background for years after the split. Since we're very sensitive about the status of the ex (according to national surveys I did for Men, Love & Sex, 20 percent of us think that searching the Internet for an ex is cheating, for example), we all know the stakes. We know that our current partner used to find something attractive about the ex-so we're vulnerable to feeling as if we'll never live up to that prior history. While hooking back up with an ex is tempting, most of remember exactly why we broke up in the first place. Novelty is the greatest temptation toward cheating, and that's one thing an old flame can't offer: the lure of something new.

Potential Threat Level: 2 stars

The Opposite-Sex Friend

Drives you crazy, eh? He meets her for coffee every week. She IMs an old college buddy a few times a month. The opposite-sex friend lurks like a hungry wolf, ready to pounce at the next opportunity. While I'm convinced that men and women can both be very good at drawing the line between friendship and romance, the truth is that it's pretty darn easy for a long-lasting friendship to turn into a secretly burning romance. In the aforementioned surveys, one-fifth of men say they secretly love their platonic friend, with many more secretly lusting after them. That doesn't mean that your partner can't have opposite-sex friends, but it does mean that as the friendship grows, so do the odds of trouble.

Potential Threat Level: 5 stars

Family Shopping For Beyonce

Beyonce kicked off her UK tour, The Beyonce Experience, a few days ago on May 27th.

After performing in London, Beyonce left her hotel to do some shopping, bringing her little nephew, Daniel Julez Smith Jr. along too!

The 25 year-old singer and actress was seen holding her black Apple laptop with gold angel stickers.

Later that day Beyonce and her family dined at a sushi restaurant in trendy Soho and on the way back stopped off at Stella McCartney’s boutique for a spot of shopping. Designer Matthew Williamson will be upset to find out that the star also tried to enter his store but only to find the doors where locked. Too bad!

PS: Jay-Z and Beyonce are now officially engaged! The hip-hop artist proposed while the two were on a romantic getaway in Cannes during Beyonce’s UK tour. The two are definitely crazy in love! Congrats!

Akon An A*#hole!

Akon is a big a*#hole!!!

It's only been a few months since he pretended to have rough, angry sex with an underage girl on stage during a concert in Trinidad.

And now, a new video has surfaced. . . of Akon throwing a fan off the stage at a concert on Sunday.

The fan threw something at Akon. So he had security bring him on stage. . . then Akon grabbed him. . . and threw him off the stage, into the crowd.

Checkout the video:

You Can Write To Paris Hilton While She's In Jail!

You can write Paris Hilton while she's behind bars!

Paris Hilton, #9818783
PO BOX 86164
Terminal Annex
Los Angeles, CA 90086-0164

Be nice when you write! Words of encouragement only! LoL

Adam Levine Like You've Never Seen Him Before!

Very nice!!!

Monday Morning Eye Candy

Chris Evans was looking pretty tasty at last night's MTV Movie Awards!

Paris Hilton Behind Bars!

After walking the red carpet and getting skewered during the ceremony at the MTV Movie Awards, Paris Hilton surrendered herself to authorities late Sunday night to begin serving her 23-day sentence for violating probation.

In a statement released by her lawyer, the 26-year-old heiress said, “I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”

As first reported, Paris first surrendered herself at the downtown LA Men’s Central Jail and was transported to a Los Angeles County jail in Lynwood, south of Los Angeles.

And hey, her mug shot’s not bad. She got the right angle and worked out her lazy eye!

Cute Guys In Swimsuits

Lindsay Lohan Receives A Visitor

Did somebody turn the heat up?

Sporting a fedora and dark sunglasses, bearded hunk Ryan Reynolds bulges out of his plain white tee early Saturday morning at the Century City Hospital in Beverly Hills where Lindsay Lohan was being held following her car accident.

The 30-year-old Canuck cutie has recently been busy filming his upcoming flick Fireflies in the Garden in Austin, Texas.

Interesting. Ryan Reynolds and Lindsay Lohan? She's such a tramp!!!

Decoding Your Guys Text Messages

What He Texts, What He Means

When words hastily fly between his cell and yours, a lot can be lost in translation. Cosmopolitan did some decoding.

HE TEXTS We should go out sometime.

HE MEANS I dig you, but I'm not sure if you like me yet.

HE TEXTS I had fun 2nite.

HE MEANS I want to see you again.

HE TEXTS What u wearing?

HE MEANS Let's have a naughty exchange.

HE TEXTS What u up 2 L8R?

HE MEANS Wanna meet up and go home together?

HE TEXTS Been busy at work.

HE MEANS I'm over it!

Poor Paula Abdul

An audio tape of Paula Abdul during a conference call with a group of publicists has surfaced. During the tape Paula lays it on thick getting all emotional.

Paula says on the tape, "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. I've been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time!"

"I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on 'American Idol.' Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I'm being told by Howard Bragman that I'm too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

"I'm being tested. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I've never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it. Howard Bragman (her former publicist) on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . .

"I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

Cue the violins! Paula also wines about her medical problems including a disease called Addisons disease. I Wikied and it seems to be some kind of hormonal imbalance. Makes perfect sense!

Oh, Paula, save it for your future reality show! Moments like this should be captured on videotape and seen by millions!!!

And So The Scandal Begins...

And so it begins. Less than a week after 17-year-old Jordin Sparks took home the top prize on American Idol, people from her past are wasting no time scurrying out of oblivion to ride her newly developed coattails. Leading the race is a vocal coach who claims she worked closely with Sparks three years ago, when Sparks was just 14:

“Jordin was just 14 years old when she studied with me in 2004,” vocal coach Melissa Black told Star magazine. “Her mom, Jodi Sparks, and her grandmother, Pam Wiedmann — who acts as her manager — found me on the Internet. We were together for nine months of intense vocal work, with Jordin taking one 30-minute class a week…”

Black says they haven’t spoken since Sparks stopped taking the classes, and she said mostly good things about her alleged former student. Nevertheless, Black admits, she was “hurt for a week” when the “Idol” winner said that she hadn’t had any formal training. “Jordin didn’t have to mention my name, but at least acknowledge you had training,” she told the tab. “But I’ve moved on, and I hold my head up high.”

How pathetic! What undeniable courage it must take to walk away, head held high, from the agony of being snubbed by a girl you haven’t spoken to since she was 14, when you two would engage in “intense” work together for up to half an hour each week. Doy!

My girl Jordin should rebut Ms. Black with this piece of advice: “Get a life, you f*%$#@* loser”!

Rihanna's New Do

Carrying her own CD, Rihanna sports new curly tresses as she leaves the ultra-luxe Nurano Hotel on Tuesday in Paris, France. She was in Prague, Czech Republic this past weekend shooting the music video for her forthcoming single “Shut Up and Drive.”

This Barbados babe recently sported an edgy asymmetrical bob.

What do you think of Rihanna’s new hairstyle? Comment away!

Tips For Finding That Perfect Bikini

Most women own at least a couple of swimsuits or bikinis. Some of these swimsuits may be old, comfortable favorites, while some may be trendy and new for the summer season. Doubtlessly, some of the swimsuits are more modest; others are sexier and flashier. With all of the choices that most women seem to have in their swimsuit wardrobe, choosing the right swimsuit for every occasion can become quite a daunting task. Swimsuits are designed and intended for a wide variety of purposes and activities, from swimming laps to attracting men at the beach. With all of these different swimsuits to choose from, it can become quite difficult to select the most appropriate swimsuit for the occasion. In the following paragraphs, you will find a brief guide to several of the most common swimsuit-wearing activities or outings, along with a recommended swimsuit style and color for that activity or occasion.

Serious Swimming: Of course, almost every woman knows that a sexy, skimpy bikini is hardly the best choice for swimming laps. No matter how much spandex is contained in that small amount of material, it is not likely to stay put and remain comfortable for serious swimming. However, swimming laps at the local pool or gym does not have to merit your drabbest or most boring swimsuit. For a good fit and look while swimming laps, try a one-piece swimsuit with a polyester blend. A polyester-blend swimsuit should stay put and go the distance with you. Vertical stripes down both sides of the suit can help define the waist and add a little style to your swimsuit. While white is probably not the best color choice for lap swimming (it has a tendency to show through), almost any other color is appropriate for this activity. Feel free to indulge you inner sense of style and fashion when choosing a swimsuit color for serious swimming activities. To test the comfort and fabric flexibility in your swimsuit, be sure to circle the arms and rotate the shoulders in the dressing room.

Beach Volleyball: Beach sports like volleyball or Frisbee require a swimsuit that will stay in place during extreme amounts of bodily movement, similar to lap swimming. However, being on the beach where hundreds of people are likely to view your swimsuit or bikini also requires a sexier, more attractive swimsuit than lap swimming would warrant. In this way, beach volleyball and other beach sports pose a rather challenging problem for swimsuit selection. The best bikini option for beach sports is a halter top with a tie front and back paired with either short boy shorts or brief-style bikini bottoms that sit on the hips. This type of bikini won't gap or give, whether you are spiking a ball or diving for a dig. It will also retain a sense of beach-style sexiness. As far as color is concerned, the sky is the limit on appropriate colors for beach sports. Try some fun tropical prints or sporty stripes to indulge in summer style.

Country Club Visit: Every so often, an occasion such as a visit to the local country club requires a more sophisticated swimsuit look. A general rule to follow with country club lounging is: if a membership card is required, a chic and classic swimsuit style is also required. While swimsuits no longer need to be prim and proper in order to be appropriate for country club display, they do need to be somewhat more tasteful and modest than the suit you would typically wear on the beach. To achieve a tasteful sexiness at the country club, try a bandeau-style bikini or a one-shouldered maillot. Feel free to try floral prints, cheerful colors, and stripes, but stay away from bright neon or shiny metallic swimsuits. If you feel the need to wear a white swimsuit, make sure it is double or even triple lined to ensure modesty and opaqueness. A country club visit does not need to be an extreme show of propriety, but your swimsuit should be tasteful and classic.

Yacht Party: For a party out on the boss's yacht, country club rules generally apply. It is likely that you will not be doing much swimming in your swimsuit; so feel free to experiment with the newest trends in swimsuit fashion. You will want to maintain a tasteful look (depending upon the company of the yacht), but you can still indulge in some trendy, new looks. The latest swimsuits designed for lounging include one-pieces with revealing cutouts or plunging necklines. While these swimsuits are not designed for serious swimming, they can get wet. In other words, you should not worry if your ice cubes drip a little. For the yacht, you should generally choose understated colors or a simple black and white bikini combination. This look is fresh and sassy, and wearing the white up top is flattering for the figure. Be sure to remember a cover-up or sarong in case it gets windy out on the boat.

Backyard Barbecue: For the summer fun of a backyard barbecue, anything goes as far as swimsuit choice. It is likely that you will be surrounded by family and friends, so feel free to indulge in your own personal style with bright colors and fun prints from the latest trends. However, depending upon the guests at your backyard barbecue, you may want to show some restraint in your swimsuit or bikini choice. If there will be children at the party, be sure to wear something tasteful and fun, such as a cute, ruched tankini. It goes without saying that, if you have invited your future in-laws, you may not want to wear your newest thong bikini. Nevertheless, a backyard barbecue or neighborhood get-together is one of the most casual occasions that require a swimsuit. You should use this time to indulge in any swimsuit style you choose.

Beachcombing: If you are planning a visit to the beach to do some serious lounging and relaxing, feel free to bring along your skimpiest swimsuit or bikini. The beach is the perfect location to show off that sexy string or thong bikini you have been dying to wear all winter. To get the pipeline perfect style in terms of color, try pairing boy shorts or briefs and a halter-top in a Hawaiian motif. If you want to add a little more modern funk to your style, try a floral-and-stripe combination in your bikini. Or, if your beach visit requires a little more sophistication, try a one-piece suit in a floral print or a mellow lime color. Regardless of what you bring, be sure to embrace the beach as the prime location for relaxation and style exhibition.

Cruise: If you are headed out on a romantic or fun cruise in the near future, it is likely that you will be packing several swimsuits to bring along. You may want to use a combination of styles and colors from the occasions listed above. There will likely be plenty of opportunities for lounging by the poolside in a skimpy bikini or one-piece swimsuit with cutouts. You may also be able to do some lap swimming in the on-board pool. Also, there may be some opportunities for beach visits in fun Hawaiian print suits. For a cruise, you may just want to bring the entire swimsuit wardrobe along and use your best discretion for choosing among the options for the best swimsuit for each outing. In fact, a cruise just may be the perfect opportunity to practice your newly acquired skills in choosing the most appropriate swimsuit or bikini for every outing.