Paris Ordered Back To Jail!

The judge has ordered Paris Hilton back to jail to pay her debt to society. She should have kept the theatrics to a minimum, because now she must serve her original 45-day sentence. She is, however, receiving credit for the combination of time already served behind bars, as well as in the comfort of her own home.

In true Paris fashion, she made a dramatic scene when the courts ruling was handed down, screaming, "Mom! Mom! Mom!" as she was dragged away in cuffs.

Paris has been under fire since being released for an undisclosed medical condition, and her antics in and out of jail (crying hysterically until she got her way, and then party planning the minute she was back in the comfort of her own home) have done nothing to garner our sympathies.

She and her family act as though she's been given the death penalty, which, in my opinion, gives us mere peasants perspective at just how distorted their perception of reality is. They genuinely seem to believe poor little Paris has been wronged for being expected to pay her debt to society like any other normal inmate. She was placed in isolation at the jail. Officials say the inmates were friendly with her. And she was getting three square meals a day, despite the fact that she was refusing food.

Bottom line, she needs to quit whining and do her time. A little jailhouse boredom never killed anyone.