A Palace Fit For A King!

Soccer stud David Beckham's new Beverly Hills pad.

And I thought my loft apartment was the bomb!

Beyonce A Cover Girl Again

Beyonce on the cover of the new issue of "Vibe"!

Lookin' good!

Another Fallen Idol

Former "American Idol" finalist Jessica Sierra was arrested early Sunday after she allegedly hit a man on the head with a heavy glass in my hometown of Tampa, Florida, and was charged with possession of cocaine. She was released on $11,500 bail. Sierra was in the top 10 on the show in 2005.

$11,500? If she's really strapped for cash after that, bond and legal bills aren't cheap, she should seriously consider releasing a porn tape with another fallen "Idol" - Antonella Barba!

No need to thank me guys!

Britney Drives Fast

Driving fast in a convertible may cause the loss of your wig! It almost happened to our girl Britney, who barely managed to hold on after losing her hat.

Seen here, terrified after nearly losing her "Valley of the Dolls" commemorative wig while on her way to a dance rehearsal, the traumatized perfume saleswoman was offered a temporary hat to wear from a paparazzo, after losing hers while driving with the top down.

It's hard for a girl to keep her head together these days!

Tobey Maguire Slaps Photographer

What does Tobey Maguire look like when he's NOT in a good mood? Let me show you! Here's a video of somebody shoving a camera in Tobey's face to take his picture. . . and Tobey SWATTING the camera to the sidewalk. . .

Temper! Temper!

Boy George In Trouble Again!

This is the Norwegian male prostitute accusing Boy George of kidnapping him
BOY GEORGE may have spent some "quality" time with the London police over the weekend. . . for kidnapping a Norwegian male prostitute and chaining him to the wall in his bedroom.

Here's the deal: 28-year-old AUDEN CARLSEN says he was "hired" by Boy George. . . but in this case ONLY as a photographic model and not an escort.

He had agreed to go to Boy George's apartment in South London and pose for pictures. . . for about 800 bucks.

So they went back to George's place at around midnight Saturday morning, and George did indeed take pictures of Auden. . . in various KINKY outfits. At around 5:00 A.M., George announced that he was stepping out for some MILK.

Auden says, quote, "I heard him come back and I walked into his bedroom wearing just my white underpants and a T-shirt. I was jumped on by George and another man. George handcuffed me to a hook by the bed as they held me down."

Once Auden was secured, George told the other guy to hit the road. Then he pulled out a box of WHIPS AND SEX TOYS, and said, quote, "Now you'll get what you deserve."

But Auden was able to pull the hook out of the wall, and he fled. . . apparently still in just his underwear and t-shirt. He then managed to get to a phone and call the police.

According to Britain's not-always-reliable "Sun" tabloid, Boy George is being investigated for assault and false imprisonment.

Auden says, quote, "I was convinced I was going to die."

Kinky! Kinky! If I was our boy Auden, I would've seized the moment and turned to George and sang "Do you really want to hurt me?"

Paris Hilton Is Dead

A sculptor has a new piece of "art" to share with the world. It's a sculpture of Paris Hilton - DEAD. Oh, and of course. . . naked?!

The new statue is called Paris Hilton Autopsy. It depicts Paris naked, except for a TIARA, lying on the ground, dead and her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, is lying across her shoulder.

Tell your friends in PETA that Tinkerbell is NOT dead, so they don't need to make any protest signs.

Fergie Needs A Shower!

Fergie has nasty-ass hair that's just begging to be washed.

Fuggie arrived in Australia over the weekend for the MTV Video Music Awards. In my opinion, she needs to work less on her body and more on her hygiene.

Where's Jose Eber when you need him?

And Speaking Of Britney...

Britney Spears is looking to recapture her career.

The recently rehabbed mother of two is embarking on a mini-tour of Southern California this week.

Be advised: don't expect full concerts. And, expect the unexpected!

Performing under the alias "The M & Ms", our girl Brit will play at three House of Blues Venues.

In San Diego on May 1st, Anaheim on May 2nd and the House of Blues in West Hollywood on May 3rd.

Are you excited?

My advice, have low to no expectations.

Regardless, it should be very interesting.

Britney Gets Pulled Over

Britney Spears - never the world's greatest driver - got pulled over by Beverly Hills police for speeding Friday night, but got off with just a warning.

Brit was driving along Sunset Boulevard around 8:45 PM, when the police asked her to pull over. But no worries for the pop star - "She was warned about her speed and let go. "She was not cited," said a Beverly Hills police spokesperson.

Brit had been doing more dance workouts at the Millennium Dance Studio and, according to sources, had been in the recording studio with brief-boytoy JR Rotem.

I too have been pulled over before, and gotten off with warning when the officer realized I was a dj and his kids listened to me. And, I agreed to play his favorite song. True story!

My job has it's perks!!!

Singing In The Rain

A scantily clad Rhianna during her "Umbrella" video shoot.

Here's my question, why is she dressed so scandalous for a video shoot in the rain? Come on Ri you're gonna catch a cold!

Watch Gwen Stefani's New Video "4 In The Morning"

Jake Gyllenhaal's Boyfriend

The latest rumor, Jake has a little something special with Austin Nichols. According to eyewitnesses Jake and Austin were cooped up in his trailer for most of the day on the set of HBO's movie "John From Cincinnati." They also recently shared an intimate dinner in Hollywood. Jake's rep insists they are just friends.

Riiiiiiiiiight!

They were just running lines! Wait, Jake isn't in that movie.

Lookin' Good Momma!

So cute, mommie and son! My girl Gwen looks fant-AB-ulous!

Sandra Bullock Almost A Widow

Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James escaped death last Sunday morning when a woman who's been stalking Sandra, tried to run Jesse down with her car.

According to Orange County California Police, Jesse was leaving his house Sunday morning, when he noticed the woman lying in their driveway, in front of the garage door.

When he confronted her, she got in her 2004 Mercedes and tried to run him over THREE OR FOUR TIMES, before speeding off.

She never did hit Jesse, and has since been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

Psycho!

Justin Timberlake Is A Fake!

Our boy Justin Timberlake has finally found himself on display at Madam Tussauds wax museum in London.

Here's my question, would you make out with a wax Justin Timberlake? Hello, it's Justin Timberlake we're talking about!

Beyonce's Legal Trouble

Beyonce has legal troubles over one of the songs on her "Deluxe" version of her latest CD B-Day. The song "Still in Love (Kissing You)" was originally recorded by Des'ree under the title "I'm Kissing You". Apparently, Beyonce tried to get permission to re-record the song, but never did and proceeded to record it anyway. Her record label has agreed to pull the Deluxe CD off record store shelves, at least for now.

Love the hair B!

Gwen Stefani Moonlighting At IHOP?

This is a pic of our girl Gwen in concert.

In my opinion, she looks like a short order cook at IHOP! Where's my rutti tutti fresh and fruity Gwen?

Celebrity Baby Pics

So cute!

Sanjaya's Mom's Mugshot

"American Idol" wannabe Sanjaya's mom was arrested and incarcerated back in 2005 for growing marijuana.

The "nice" folks over at the "National Enquirer" dug this mugshot up.

Catfight Anyone?

Oh celebrity cat fights — proof that girls really never outgrow their middle school caddiness. And the one silly socialite we love to hate, Paris Hilton, has again pissed off a friend, or should I say ex-friend (this girl seriously goes through BFF’s like it’s going out of style).

You’ve probably heard the latest on what went down yesterday between Miss Hilton and former Dancing with the Stars contestant, Shanna Moakler. But let’s recap.

Fellow MySpacer, Shanna posted Hilton’s email and phone number in her blog. Hilton’s rep is saying the whole incident was “unprovoked” and is calling Shanna “mean-spirited” and “childish.” Now ladies, if you’ve got nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all.

Even though I think it’s all so hilarious, I have to agree that Shanna did act childishly. However, I doubt she threw Paris’ contact info up on her MySpace page for no reason. PARIS IS NO ANGEL!!!

Either way, these girls need to grow up and get a life! Although, I’m oh-so addicted to this drama!

Stars Without Makeup

No makeup and still gorgeous!

Rosie O'Donnell Leaves The View

Home Is Where The Heart Is

There are days I ask myself, "why not just head home to Florida, work at a surf shop, surf and have a killer tan?"

What was I thinking when I left paradise for the midwest?

Brian, careful what you wish for! You just might get that wish!!! ;-)

Brit Is Once Again A Gym Nazi

Britney's got that gym hard body back!

Gotta love those gym nazis!

Johnny Knoxville's Gay Date

Taking a page from the Don Imus playbook, hottie boy Johnny Knoxville rocked one hell of an offensive shirt to a birthday lunch for his good friend at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills yesterday. They don't call him a jackass for nothing!

Our boy Johnny, a former Out Magazine cover boy, enjoyed a romantic two-hour lunch with his same-sex pal (seen on the shirt), before the two giddily strolled out of the posh eatery together.

Patrons at the swank eatery say the two were all over each other!

HOT!!!

Alec Baldwin Doll

One word: Hilarious!!!

Kelly Clarkson Shopaholic?

Kelly Clarkson stocked up at the West Hollywood Best Buy on Friday.

Rumor has it, our girl Kelly is a shopaholic!

Say It Isn't So

Is there something going on here? Could Paris be trying to get back at Britney for the alleged trash talking?

Vindictive little biatch!

If you ask me, these two deserve each other!

Nick Lachey's Live In Love

Brace yourselves! Nick Lachey has a live-in girlfriend. For those of you who remember the four seasons of Newlyweds, this could be a bit traumatic.

Nick and his girlfriend of one year, Vanessa Minnillo, have moved into a two-bedroom condominium in the Atelier building in Manhattan. It seems en vogue for couples to move in together as they get closer to marriage… making us wonder if the wedding rumors are indeed true.

Britney Has No Taste In Dressing!

What the hell was Britney thinking?

I say we contact Queer Eye For Britney Spears and fast!!!

Kelly Clarkson "Never Again" Video Shoot

Russian Roulette Anyone?

Lauren Conrad's ex-boyfriend and former MTV reality star Jason Wahler plays a game of Russian Roulette in these just surfaced pictures

"We were just wasted one night and....Everyone was just playing around and they decided to play Russian Roulette, a source tells Us Weekly. "There was one bullet in the gun and Jason and Jay [the other guy in those pics] both pointed the gun at their heads and pulled the trigger. "

Luckily, no one got hurt. The source adds: "Jason's out of control. He's out of his fucking mind."

Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

Where the heck are this kid's parents??????

Kelly Clarkson

My girl Kelly Clarkson on the set of her new video "Never Again"

Avril Lavigne A Princess?

Not so much!

The bad girl musician held a CD signing for her new album, The Worst Damn Thing, Thursday at the Virgin Megastore in NYC.

The critics agree: the album sucks!

Nelly Furtado On Tour

Nelly Furtado has announced her tour dates:

5/30/2007
Hollywood, FL Hard Rock

5/31/2007
Orlando, FL Hard Rock Cafe/Hard Rock Live Orlando

6/1/2007
Atlanta, GA Fox Theatre

6/3/2007
Portsmouth, VA NTELOS Pavilion @ Harbor Center

6/4/2007
Philadelphia, PA Liacouras Center

6/5/2007
Boston, MA Agganis Arena at Boston University

6/7/2007
New York, NY Madison Square Garden Arena

6/8/2007
Fairfax, VA Patriot Center

6/9/2007
Cleveland, OH Tower City Amphitheater

6/11/2007
Detroit, MI Detroit Opera House

6/12/2007
Rosemont, IL Rosemont Theatre

6/13/2007
Saint Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center

6/17/2007
Grand Prairie, TX NOKIA live at Grand Prairie

6/19/2007
Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre

6/20/2007
Los Angeles, CA Greek Theatre

6/21/2007
Oakland, CA Paramount Theatre

Love, love, love her!!!

Fergie's Panties

And we need to see this why?

Family Problems For Britney

Trouble Brewing in the Spears Family

Britney and her dad are butting heads after she fired her manager Larry Rudolph.

Jamie Spears says, "Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career."
Friday, April 20, 2007

Britney Spears' father has criticized the troubled pop princess' decision to fire her longtime manager Larry Rudolph, after he forced her to go into rehab.

Rudolph was given his walking papers last week, reportedly because of his intervention after a difficult start to the year, during which Spears partied every night for a month and then shaved her head.

Jamie Spears claims Rudolph was chosen by the singer's family to encourage her to seek help at Malibu, California's Promises Clinic in February.

He tells PageSix.com, "When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.

"The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Spears, in response, issued the following statement, "I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

A friend tells PageSix Britney was embarrassed to be sent to rehab when she was merely suffering post-partum depression: "(She) had no drugs in her system when she was admitted to Promises - they (tested her) and there was nothing. She was embarrassed she had to go in there when she knew she was suffering from postpartum depression, not a drug or alcohol problem."

Ms. Oops Mr. Sanjaya Goes To Washington

American Idol castoff and laughing stock Sanjaya is going to D.C.

The wannabe singer will be attending the White House Correspondents' Association dinner this weekend, scene of last year's now legendary Stephen Colbert roast of George W. Bush.

Hilarious!

Alec Baldwin's Voicemail To His 12 Year Old Daughter

Anna Nicole's Mother Guilty Of Incest?

I'd be worried about letting little Dannielynn Hope in the arms of her grandmother Virgie Arthur.

For many reasons!

Not the least of which are new reports that Anna Nicole Smith's mother bedded her own stepson and produced a child.

That's is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo disgusting!!! Vomit!!!!!!!

Virginia Tech You're In Our Prayers!

There are no words to describe how completely devastating the events that took place on the Virginia Tech campus are.


God be with you all!!! You're in my prayers!!!

Kelly Clarkson's New Album

My girl Kelly is lookin' hot on her new album cover!

Love, Love, Love, Love her!!!

50 Cent A Good Father

FATHERHOOD is proving to be expensive for 50 Cent . On Monday, the rapper was ordered by Suffolk County Support Magistrate Aletha V. Fields-Ferraro to immediately pay $10,000 for the support of his son, Marquise Diamond Jackson, 10. The boy's mom, Shaniqua Tompkins, was also granted $15,000 in monthly expenses. And Fitty was already in a bad mood. When he arrived at the courthouse with a posse of four, he balked at going through metal detectors and caused a commotion as he vainly demanded VIP treatment. Their next court date is June 11th.

Um, hello, you've been shot, you wear a bullet proof vest,...and you pitch a fit at going through the metal detector. Get a clue 50!

Sanjaya Has Left The Building!

Her time has ended!

Finally, Sanjaya was voted off American Idol last night.

What's next for Sanjaya? Perhaps a future in gay porn awaits him!

Home Sweet Home

This is where I'll be next week at this time!
I'm headed home to Florida next Wednesday, and I can't wait!

I'm so ready to chill out on the beach, and drink copious amounts of alcohol!

Celebrities Get Sick Too

Even celebrities get sick while on vacation with their boyfriends like the rest of us. This particular story gets a bit more embarassing when the hotel said they had to replace the mattress because the aforementioned celeb got soooo sick.

Hmmmm...

Jessica Simpson?

Girl Of The Day

Props to the peeps at Maxium Online, they voted Ameircan Idol wannabe Sanjaya "Girl Of The Day" yesterday!

LMAO