Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Ricky Martin, WTF Are You Thinking Dude?

We all know Ricky Martin is gay… And if he’s not, he’s just plain STUPID! Mr. Menudo just planted his mansion in my homestate of Florida on the market for $16.9 million! If he can get a buyer to purchase it at that price, it will be a $6.9 million profit – he bought the house for $10 million in May of 2005 – but even that doesn’t seem worth it to me…because:

Shakira is his neighbor!!!

I’m seriously trying to figure out how I can come up with $17 million…

My fellow Floridian, Shakira is one hot mamacita, and would be a totally cool neighbor to have!!!

Love her! Love her! Love her!

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