Paris Ordered Back To Jail!

The judge has ordered Paris Hilton back to jail to pay her debt to society. She should have kept the theatrics to a minimum, because now she must serve her original 45-day sentence. She is, however, receiving credit for the combination of time already served behind bars, as well as in the comfort of her own home.

In true Paris fashion, she made a dramatic scene when the courts ruling was handed down, screaming, "Mom! Mom! Mom!" as she was dragged away in cuffs.

Paris has been under fire since being released for an undisclosed medical condition, and her antics in and out of jail (crying hysterically until she got her way, and then party planning the minute she was back in the comfort of her own home) have done nothing to garner our sympathies.

She and her family act as though she's been given the death penalty, which, in my opinion, gives us mere peasants perspective at just how distorted their perception of reality is. They genuinely seem to believe poor little Paris has been wronged for being expected to pay her debt to society like any other normal inmate. She was placed in isolation at the jail. Officials say the inmates were friendly with her. And she was getting three square meals a day, despite the fact that she was refusing food.

Bottom line, she needs to quit whining and do her time. A little jailhouse boredom never killed anyone.

Judge Blasts Sheriff In Paris Hilton Case

Here's what's going down in court right now. Judge Michael Sauer said, before Paris was released, he was contacted by the Sheriff and told they would file a motion to place Paris under house arrest. The judge said the motion was never filed, and added, "There's no way I would have approved it even if I got the motion."

The prosecutor, Dan Jeffries, who is also pissed at the Sheriff, accused the Sheriff of "assuming all three roles of the criminal justice system," claiming "Sheriff Lee Baca is interpreting the law all by himself."

The judge has just addressed the court and said, "I don't know why the defendant couldn't be treated at Lynnwood, because they have a great medical facility."

Stay tuned!

Poor Paris - Not!

Our girl Paris lost it when she was handcuffed and hauled off to court in the back seat of a cruiser.

Stay tuned!

Paris Arrested By The Fashion Police Too!

Paris Hilton has arrived to Los Angeles County Superior Court, just under 30 minutes after officers handcuffed her and tossed her into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser. Hilton avoided the media frenzy at the court when Sheriffs used a private, covered entrance to escort her into the courtroom.

With her fate hanging in the balance, Paris Hilton decided to face the judge dressed in drab gray sweats!

While looking like a rice farmer may not win Paris any fashion awards, time will tell if it'll at least get her some sympathy from the judge!

Kathy and Rick Hilton have just entered the building as well.

Stay tuned!

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Paris Hilton In Transit

Moments after Paris hugged her parents goodbye - she was handcuffed and put in the back of a Sheriff's cruiser. The car was then swarmed by a legion of aggressive paparazzi, who gave chase as far as they could as it pulled away from the house.

What a media circus! More updates on the way!

Justin Slams His Ex Britney?

So, my boy Justin Timberlake was performing overseas, and he sang "Crazy" and "Rehab".

Was this a direct slam at Britney? Checkout the videos, and you be the judge.